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PeanutButterGoddess · Joined: 25 Apr 2016 Posts: 8009

Havania beamed and nodded.

“It’s not bad, right? I like this one, I don’t really like beer, and I also like vodka cranberries.” She said. “We should try some new drinks together.”
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“I guess I like beer? But it’s all I’ve ever really drank before so I’m open to it! This tastes really good, so I trust your judgment.” Navrik nodded.

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“Then let’s finish these so we can order some others.”

((FF))

After finishing their first drinks, Havania went up to the bar and got them another round, and another, and another, each time trying something different as planned. Some drinks were good, some were not, but ultimately it didn’t matter as she was properly tipsy either way.

She’d ended up on Navrik’s side of the table with him, leaning on him and giggling with him as she nursed her latest drink.

“I think...we should try the hairy nipple next or...is it called that? Is it a hairy nipple?” She giggled.
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inchargemarge · Site Admin Joined: 25 Apr 2016 Posts: 7990

“I think you mean fuzzy navel, but we should order both!” Navrik encouraged, slamming his fist in the table to convey barbaric enthusiasm.

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Havania let out a giddy little squeal at Navrik’s enthusiasm and clapped her hands. She went to clamber to her feet, wobbling as she did so.

“I will go get them!” She slurred.
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“Are you sure? Are you okay? Should I carry you?” Navrik rambled, concerned but with gusto.

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Havania looked up, eyes like stars.

“You would do that?” She asked.
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Navriks awareness was heightened from being drunk. He could see Havania’s eyes light up which made him smile and gave him encouragement.

“Yes! Of course. On my shoulders or under my arm, whatever you want!”

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“Your shoulders even? I’d be the tallest person in the world!” Havania gushed, smiling brightly at Navrik’s smile and own giddiness. She went to grab onto Navrik, as if to take him up on the offer, but felt as someone grabbed her shoulder. She turned to see Grey Shirt from the bar earlier, a pretty blond boy, smiling at her.

“Hey, I paid for your drink earlier, shouldn’t you have at least come over to say thank you?” He clucked his tongue, probably thinking he was being cheeky and “charming”.

Havania wasn’t amused.

She jerked her shoulder out of his grasp and scowled at him.

“I wasn’t interested. I’m here with my boyfriend.” She said.

Grey Shirt scoffed.

“This guy? C’mon, you’re way too pretty for him. Ditch him and I’ll show you what a real man is like.” He said, reaching up to push back some hair from her face.

She jerked away again.

“Hey, don’t touch me. I said I’m not interested.” She snapped, watching as he reached for her again.
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Navrik sober, was gentle, mild mannered and unaware. Drunk Navrik was hyper vigilant and definitely returned to his barbarian roots. Navrik moved to put Havania behind him, bumping grey shirt with his chest.

“Hey, you don’t touch her.” Navrik asserted, voice serious and stern.

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“Hey, piss off. I’m talking to her, not you.” Grey Shirt bumped back.
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“Not anymore. Now you’re talking to me, and if you don’t walk away I will turn you inside out.” Navrik growled.

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“Please. I’ll knock you flat on your ass.” Grey Shirt scoffed, but where he didn’t take Navrik very serious, Havania knew better.

She reached around Navrik, placing her hand on his chest.

“Nav, lets just go. We’ll just pick up drinks and go back to your place.” She said.
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Navrik glowered, fuming. He didn’t assume grey shirt had ever knocked anything down in his life. But, he didn’t want to upset Havania.

“You should change how you treat women, or you’ll die alone.” Navrik said to grey shirt before tucking Havania under his arm protectively; to shelter her from any further harassment.

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Grey Shirt puffed up, clearly embarrassed that his “schmoozing” hadn’t worked.

“Whatever, it can’t be helped if she has a thing for ugly guys.” He scoffed.

Havania might have been the one urging for a retreat in a sober moment, but as soon as she heard Grey Shirt’s insult, she grabbed a beer mug right out of someone’s hand as they passed and spun to hurl it at Grey Shirt, only narrowly missing him and everyone else.

“What did you say? My boyfriend is perfect! He’s more handsome than your dumb face!” She screeched, suddenly a very belligerent drunk.
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